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YOU ETES A FIREMAN ULTRAREACTIONNAIRE IFaeŠaeŠaeŠ

aecYour department never had two vehicles of urgency pulled for leads the race in road to the scene.
aec You have the nude flap of mud of lady on your pumper.
aec Your barracks of firemen has wheels.
aec Vous've never returned and you discovered locked yourself barracks of firemen.
aec THE training of Fire everyone consists while being held around a fire gettin' drunk.
aec Vous've never left a personne's burn of house down below because they wouldn't allow you hunt on their ground.
aec At least a vehicle in the barracks of firemen always has decorations over of the Parade of Night of the witches and of lui's January.
aec Your personnel vehicle has more lights over than your house has lights in him.
aec You mettez't possesses a Dalmation, but you have a dog of raton cleaner named Sparky.
aec Vous've never crossed an exposition of Christmas and proposed more than 3 new ideas for a light arrangement for your truck.
aec Your relief truck can smoke the tires.
aec Your dedpartement's name poorly is written on the equipment.
aec Your motor must is towed in the last Christmas Parades.
aec The can of dedpaache't mentions your name without the laugh.
aec THE local crew of new ones has gagned't put your department to the TV because you embarassed the last stopwatches.
aec Your defib consists in a pair of cables of sweater, a marine battery, and a fish viseur.
aec Vous've never take a girl on a date in a pumper.
aec Your pumper was on more time of fire that the this was at a fire.
aec Your pumper smokes more than the fire of house.
aec The only time that the trucks leave the station is on the bingo night.


The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new elite of 500 men fighter unity called the " United States Forces" of Special Ultraredactionnaire.

These Alabama, Arkansas, Georgia, Kentucky, Mississippi, Missouri, Oklahoma, the boys of Tennessee and Texas will be left in Iraq and only was given the following facts of the terrorists:

1. The season opened today.
2. There is not limit.
3. They taste just as the chicken.
4. They mettent't as beer, the trucks, the music country, or Jesus.
5. They are DIRECTLY responsible of the death of Dale Earnhardt.

We foresee the problem in Iraq to be on before Friday.

YOU ETES PEQUENAUD IFaeŠaeŠaeŠaeŠaeŠaeŠ..
aecNone of your shirts covers your stomach.
aecYou consider a six piles and an insect zapper a recreation of high quality.
aecYou judge the unity time only by the number of beers need to take you.
aecYou think loading the means of dishwasher obtaining your drunk woman.
aecYou believe that the airbags double refer themselves to your woman and to the mother-in-law.
aecYour femme's hairstyle was ruined once by a ceiling fan.
aecLit you a game in the bathroom and your house exploded to right of lui's wheels.
aecYou go to your family meeting looks for a date.
aecYou possess a coat does to the fur house.
aecThe value of bluebook of your truck climbs and down below, depend on how much one to gas has it in him.
aecYou think that the stock market has a barrier around him.
aecCarried you a fishing center in the World of Sea.
aecYou have the taxidermiste local's number on quick numbering.
aecYou take a load to the disposal and retrieve more than you took.
aecYou've was married three times and always has them even in laws.
aecYou wonder how the stations services keep their so clean toilets.
aecYour toilet paper has the numbers of page over.
aecYour Junior/Superior Dance had a nursery Service.
aecYou think that the genital organs are an Italian aerial line.
aecYou can change the oil in your truck without eluding your head.
aecYou think taking a bath beginnings foaming with the food beans for the dinner.
aecYour high speakers of stereo one that is used to belong to the Theater of united-dans of Moonlight.
aecYou must go outside to obtain fridge something.
aecThe army Of The good day declines your matelas.
aecYour father executes the " pull my finger" the turn during the meal Of Christmas.
aecThe pumpkin of Night of the witches on your front porch has more teeth than your woman.

GM (_!_)O!!!!

Etre of the persuasion ultraredactionnaire, I found these rather funny one! Certain of the jokes ultraredactionnaires me refer me and my family I am sure! Not the one of fighter of fire, the an uniform one!

Me:
aecThe value of bluebook of your truck climbs and down below, depend on how much one to gas has it in him. (Currently, the this is almost without value)!
aecYour Junior/Superior Dance had a nursery Service. (I needed not him nevertheless, I was only six months side issue)!


My husband:
aecYou believe that the airbags double refer themselves to your woman and to the mother-in-law. (It is rather intelligent in order not to to leave my mom knows that it feels this manner, but rather mute to have said me. ..)
aecYou think taking a bath beginnings foaming with the food beans for the dinner.
aecYour high speakers of stereo one that is used to belong to the Theater of united-dans of Moonlight. (They did not do really, but if could obtain them. ..)
aecYou take a load to the disposal and retrieve more than you took. (gone out of father/son)


Our son:
aecCarried you a fishing center in the World of Sea. (It was only 5 but we thought the it was darling)!
aecYou take a load to the disposal and retrieve more than you took. (gone out of father/son)
aecYour father executes the " pull my finger" the turn during the meal Of Christmas. (His dad executes this does not import when and everytime)!

Hilarius

Oh my these are well funny. !!!..xx

Lolz! !!!




P. - I went to the Army Of The good day! Go out the Army Army Crazy! Impressive Lolz of people

LOL, these are so funny. I am not any hick.

ROFL!! Oh My that then These were BIG. I laugh so strong I had almost coffee goes out of my nose. LOL. (Shhhhh Kentucky a lot of born families there. Raised to Washington St although but his in my blood LOL).
Thank Jake. the insect of Sugar of xx

You are sure your step of by here, you know us the manner just as well! !!!!!!!...Oh, you forgot Louisiana. ...We should be included in the soldier the one! !!!

Hilarius

LMFAO! !!!US wouldn of people of the sud't season of the hunt of spirit. ....... =)

Good day to hold good but to keep court.parce that when il's hummer too long only went the reading.

The special Ultraredactionnaire forces the joke was the thing more funny. I thought I was going to do pipi my pants that I laughed so hard LOL.